911fail

Wednesday at 1:20 p.m., report that a man, carrying a walking stick, was standing at the corner of E. 10th and N. Lincoln Ave., saying a dog was chasing him.

Monday at 5:17 p.m., report that a garbage can had tipped over on E. Third and N. Grant Ave.

Sunday at 2:14 p.m., report that a large trampoline was in the middle of the street, on W. Fifth.

Tuesday at 8:29 p.m., report that someone saw a man stomp on a rabbit’s head and the rabbit is still alive on Eastridge Ave.

Monday a 1:18 a.m., a man reported that his house bad been broken into, and someone had smashed his television set. It didn’t appear that anything had been taken.

Sunday at 2:41 a.m., a man in a local hotel called 911 to report that he had a severe cut to this thumb, which may have been a result of an altercation with someone over a wedding.

Wednesday at 10:58 a.m., report that a tent was erected by the interchange.

Tuesday at 5:50 p.m., report that someone received a strange bottle of liquid in the mail. Upon inspection, they found that it was a wedding announcement with sand and seashells included.

Wednesday at 10:34 p.m., report that a man in a white T-shirt was standing in the middle of E. Seventh St., screaming.

Saturday at 11:05 p.m., report of someone dumping ashes on the seat of a vehicle on N Lincoln Ave

Saturday at 6:30 p.m., report of an unresponsive man at the 500 Block of Lincoln Ave. The officers found that he was fine, he was just reading a newspaper.

Monday at 12:29 a.m., report that a man was wearing an orange jumpsuit, acting strangely, at E. Second St. and N. Lincoln Ave. Everything was found to be alright.