911fail

Saturday at 11:05 p.m., report of someone dumping ashes on the seat of a vehicle on N Lincoln Ave

Wednesday at 8:58 p.m., report that a man was sitting between two cars and the train needs to leave on E. 14th St.

Monday at 1:40 a.m., report that a woman dumped baked beans on another woman’s car, on N. East Ave.

Saturday at 10:17 p.m., report that drunk people were yelling while riding in the back of a pickup, on N. Grant Ave.

Friday at 9:45 p.m., report that someone was stripping a car in the street, leaving glass and debris in the roadway, on N. Burlington Ave.

Friday at 11:35 p.m., report that a teenage girl was hanging out of the trunk of a vehicle on W. Fourth and N. Lincoln Ave.

Friday at 6:33 p.m., report that a vehicle had been parked in the same place, and running, since yesterday, on E. 16th and N. East Ave.

Tuesday at 1:27 p.m., report that someone lost a box of knives that probably fell off a vehicle while moving.

Sunday at 1:52 a.m., report of a reckless driver, but the caller would not give a location.

Monday at 12:15 a.m., report that a man was threatening to vandalize a vehicle on E. 12th St.

Thursday at 12:32 a.m., report that someone sprayed a car with silly string on E. Second St.

Tuesday at 6:47 p.m., report of a baby inside a car that was running.