911fail

Sunday at 6:54 p.m., report that a man was lying under a bridge on S. Kingsley Ave.

Monday at 2:53 p.m., report of a “suspicious looking bottle” on the corner of E. Fifth and N. Grant Ave.

Monday at 10:49 a.m., report that a resident was blowing his leaves into the street, on W. Seventh.

Friday at 6:41 p.m., report that “a man keeps calling a store, saying he’s across the street,” on S. Lincoln Ave.

Wednesday at 11:55 a.m., report that a scooter had been sitting by a tree in a yard for several days on N. Kiplinger Ave.

Thursday at 7:54 p.m., report that “a man was sitting in a vehicle, for 30 minutes, not doing anything wrong and legally parked.”

Thursday at 11:09 a.m., report that 11:09 a.m., report that a man was sitting in a parked pickup and appeared to be dozing off, on N. Lincoln Ave.

Friday at 10:01 p.m., report that a man was trying to sell necklaces in a hotel parking lot.

Sunday at 12:36 a.m., received a request from a woman “to help her in getting up a sun shade that she can’t handle by herself,” on N. Michigan Ave.

Monday at 9:35 p.m., report that a vehicle had been hit by another vehicle earlier in the day, but there was no damage.

Monday at 5:39 a.m., a woman called to say that trucks were going by and shaking the houses, at W. Sixth and N. Division Ave. She hung up before any further information could be acquired.

Wednesday at 11:13 a.m., report that a bird was in a window well and it needed help getting out, on Ash Ave.