911fail

Friday at 1:40 a.m., report that someone drove off without paying for tire repair on S. Lincoln Ave.

Wednesday at 8:11 p.m., report that someone drove away without paying for fuel. They later returned, saying they just forgot.

Thursday at 2:21 p.m., report that a lawn ornament was missing from a yard on N. Kiplinger Ave.

Tuesday at 7:17 p.m., report that a table was stolen from a storage shed as long ago as a year ago.

Saturday at 4:46 a.m., report that a coat and telephone had been stolen from an apartment on W. Fourth St.

Sunday at 6:29 a.m., report that newspapers had been stolen on N. East Ave.

Saturday at 8:39 p.m., report that a woman ran out of a store and said she’d just stolen something on N. Lincoln Ave.

Sunday at 3:26 p.m., report that someone stole the top of an outside ashtray in front of a business on W. Sixth St.

Friday at 6:49 p.m., report that a portable heater had been stolen from a residence on W. Seventh St.

Friday at 9:47 a.m., report that someone stole two televisions on N. Division Ave.

Monday at 3:50 p.m., report that a meter had been damaged and electricity was being stolen at a property on W. Fourth St.

Monday at 6:02 p.m., report that a man, wearing a gray T-shirt and jeans, who had bad acne, just stole two bottles of alcohol and ran out the door at a business.