911fail

Sunday at 5:56 p.m., report that “a whole load of illegal aliens were living at the motel,” on S. Lincoln Ave.

Saturday at 2:28 p.m., report that someone was missing “a concrete black fisherman wearing light blue pants and a white shirt, in the sitting position, with his hands together as if he could hold something,” on S. Lincoln Ave.

Monday at 9:12 p.m., a man reported that a dark colored van almost him as he was riding his bike, and that they hollered “Get out of the way, boy!” as they streaked by. He provided a license plate number, which did not match the vehicle’s description. This all happened at the 2200 Block of N. Nebraska Ave.

Saturday at 3:47 a.m., report that an individual was dressed all in black, at E. Third and N. Grant Ave.