911fail

Saturday at 10:54 p.m., report of a naked man wearing a brown coat and camouflage hat in the post office.

Tuesday at 2:25 a.m., report that a suspicious man went into a bathroom two hours earlier and had not yet come out, and he may have a different pair of pants on than what he was wearing when he entered on E. David Drive.

Tuesday at 1:17 p.m., report that someone lost their jacket on N. Nebraska Ave.

Monday at 4:42 p.m., report of a juvenile walking eastbound with no shoes near W. 18th St. and N. Platte Ave.

Wednesday at 5:08 p.m., report that a young man, wearing swim trunks, looked lost and tried to get inside a vehicle on N. Maine Ave.

Tuesday at 7:11 p.m., report that someone found a sack containing a towel, red nylon gym shorts, a shirt and socks.

Thursday at 8:56 a.m., report that someone found a male, neutered Boxer with black nylons on E. 19th St.

Tuesday at 10:34 a.m., report that a bald man went into the bank.

Tuesday at 8:33 p.m., report that a suspicious man, dressed in a dark coat, was knocking on every door in the neighborhood, on N. Nebraska Ave.

Wednesday at 10:42 p.m., report that a purple hooded sweatshirt with white stripes on the sleeves had been found on N. East Ave.

Sunday at 9:52 p.m., report that kids were standing on a corner of Grant Ave. waving their shirts and yelling at cars.

Friday at 11:13 a.m., report that two large dogs, both with handkerchiefs around their necks, were running loose on N. Academy Ave.