911fail

Thursday at 8:25 p.m., report that “polishers had been on a lot, they left, but they have made truckers angry,” on S. Lincoln Ave.

Wednesday at 3:22 p.m., report that a child “continues to try to get into an apartment” on N. Nebraska Ave.

Tuesday at 1:40 p.m., report that clothes were missing from a washer at W. Seventh and N. Platte Ave.

Thursday at 9:56 a.m., “report that a man was hiding on top of a roof,” on N. Grant Ave.

Thursday at 12:45 p.m., report that someone was sick in an alley on N. Florida Ave.

Sunday at 5:56 p.m., report that “a whole load of illegal aliens were living at the motel,” on S. Lincoln Ave.

Sunday at 12:46 p.m., report that someone “lost their false teeth somewhere in York, it was unknown where.”

Sunday at 12:36 a.m., received a request from a woman “to help her in getting up a sun shade that she can’t handle by herself,” on N. Michigan Ave.

Saturday at 11:09 p.m., report that six teenagers were messing around with a vehicle and the caller heard them throwing beer cans at it, on Sixth St.

Saturday at 10:31 p.m., report that “three children, in shorts, were next door, messing around with the neighbor’s vehicles,” on N. Blackburn Ave.

Saturday at 2:32 a.m., report that a “cooler was burning on the side of the street,” on E. Eighth.

Friday at 7:11 p.m., report that a person needed to be removed from a hotel room, who was refusing to leave.